Dear Mr. Knight in Shining Armor,

Hi, I'm the girl you're supposed to save. I was wondering if you could, you know come and save me right about now. It would be really nice if you came on your white horse with your unrealistically handsome looks and lovely -probablybleachedteeth- smile. I promise I won't kill the horse like I said I would.I know that you like taking your dear time but honestly, don't you think it's about time you came out from hiding? I promise I won't bite, I'm really nice, honest!

Sincerely,

The girl you're supposed to save,

Lilly